David Meow

David Aqurestler Meow, born in 1999 and better known as David Meow, is a Wanhedan swimmer and wrestler who also holds South Brittanian citizenship after being purchased eighteen seconds into his prostitution career with Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Satanic by wealthy South Brittanian investors.

Professional Career
David Meow gained fame as a professional swimmer, breaking the world record in the 100m freestyle event. He also took on wrestling after discovering that he enjoyed wrestling underwater in a much publicised video with future Wanhedan politician Zac Martavic. After David Meow was caught in possession of marijuana with Zac Martavic, he was disqualified from partaking in all future sporting competitions.

Following the end of his sporting career, David Meow became a gun salesman, discovering an affinity for firearms after going through his father's collection. Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Satanic stated on social media that David Meow has great guns, with Zac Martavic replying with a detailed description of Meow's gun collection. Shaniqua Diva replied by stating that she wasn't talking about those guns.

Following the compliments made by Shaniqua Diva, David Meow decided to stop selling his guns and start selling his guns. He applied for a position as a prostitute in Shaniqua's XXX Fantasy Parlour. He was accepted and was purchased eighteen seconds later by the South Brittanian government, taking up a position in the South Brittanian branch of Shaniqua's XXX Fantasy Parlour in the city of Pwrbttm. Alongside prostitution, he also works as a model, travelling between Wanheda and South Brittania for photoshoots and fashion events.

Personal Life
David Meow attended school with Zac Martavic until high school. Martavic was reportedly lusting over Meow throughout this period. After David Meow became a professional swimmer, leaked security video from the Shaniqua Diva Fantasy Aquatic Arena in Aaltopolis showed David Meow and Zac Martavic breaking in and wrestling underwater, followed by an underwater sex marathon.

Following the purchase of David Meow by the South Brittanian government and investors, speculation increased that Zac Martavic was behind the purchase, hoping to rekindle the romance. Zac Martavic denied being the mysterious buyer and said he had moved on with Anthony Pakora and the two were very happy together. Anthony Pakora replied on social media by posting a GIF image of Eliza Orlins saying "Mary?", with the word 'Mary' crossed out and replaced with 'Zac'.