Peter Linke

Peter Linke, born in 1999, is a Wanhedan intelligence analyst and officer. On 18 September 2016, he was announced as Head of Intelligence by Wanhedan Commander Lexa Kom Trikru.

Personal Life
Peter Linke attended high school with Wanhedan politician Zac Martavic, and was close friends with the political leader. Linke claims to have a girlfriend, with rumours flooding social media that his girlfriend is none other than Zac Martavic's sister, Lia Martavic. It is alleged that the rumours were started by none other than Linke himself.

However, Linke was recently caught on camera saying that he would break up with his girlfriend for Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Satanic, who seemed to be interested in sleeping with him. Linke has also been accused of being secretly gay, with video surfacing of him agreeing to let Zac Martavic suck him off if he let the latter win a game of EpicMafia. Further leaked video shows Linke stating that "only I think I'm straight".

The reigning Glamazon of Wanheda, Aanto Aalto, stated that Peter Linke was an excellent role model for children, as he did not engage in illicit activities like several of his unnamed peers. This caused widespread speculation that Aanto Aalto's comments were an attempt to throw shade at Zac Martavic. Aanto Aalto has remained unavailable for comment, issuing a statement that he is busy with Oscar Zia in the bedroom.

Career
Peter Linke spent the first seventeen years of his life stationed in South Brittania as a sleeper agent, gathering crucial information against South Brittania for the Wanhedan government. On 18 September 2016, his cover was blown and his identity was revealed when he appeared on an episode of EpicMafia Adventures: I CC Hottest Bitch In Town, the popular reality show hosted by Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Satanic.

After his identity was blown, Linke was recalled from his assignment and assigned the position of Head of Intelligence by the Wanhedan government. When questioned about the appointment, Linke stated that he was happy to not be undercover anymore, preferring to be a 100% vanilla agent.

EpicMafia Adventures: I CC Hottest Bitch In Town
Peter Linke appeared in an episode of EpicMafia Adventures: I CC Hottest Bitch In Town where he wanted to mason Wanhedan politician Zac Martavic. The move was objected by fellow mason Kandace Sydney, who stated that Martavic was likely mafia. Sydney was later proven to be correct and received the $10,000 MVP prize of the episode. Linke has stated that his favourite mafia role is vanilla mafia, revealing that he does not enjoy other mafia roles which are less vanilla.

Controversial footage before the game showed Zac Martavic offering to suck Peter Linke's dick if Linke let him win. Following Linke's suggestion of masoning Martavic and the reveal that Martavic was in fact mafia, fans took to social media accusing the two of cheating and secretly sleeping with each other. Host Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Satanic responded by issuing an official comment stating that "Peter Linke is clearly gay but Zac Martavic is too much of a chaste bitch to do anything about it".