Lazanistan

Lazanistan, officially the Third Installment of the AMAZING principiat of Lazanistan (Lazani: Thrnaternat instealmment ofen den AMAZING principaternat vil Lazanistan) is a country in the Plastics consisting in two parts-the mainland region being named Lazanistan and the islands being named Verona Islands. The capital of Lazanistan is named Matildefjord as it is the capital in Maia and in Youro.

The country has a population of around 35 million Lazani and the area is aproximatedly 10.000.000 km2. It is bordered by Duffie Land by the northeast.

History
Lazanistan has arrived in Plastics in 2017 with King Franisco I, Princess Matilde of Matildefjord and 324,721,400 people getting through the Portal of Lazanistan (The portal for every single planet that Lazanistan competes),100% of people that got through the Portal know how to speak Lazani, 99,9% knows how to speak Portuguese, 99,6% knows how to speak English and 99% knows how to speak Swedish.

In 2017, on the first elections someone will be elected the President, with a percentage of TBS% of the vote against other TBD candidates. Someone will make history by becoming the first intercontinental president of Lazanistan. In 2017, King Francisco I was the first ever to made all internet service providers in Lazanistan combine into one, and making internet free of charge.

Facts about Lazanistan

 * There is only one ISP (internet service provider) in Lazanistan, and it's owned by the government. Every single citizen in Lazanistan has access to internet. They don't have to pay for it because we are a quite cool country. The free internet speed goes up to 1,500,000 mbit/s. The upload speed is roughly three quarters of this. And if you want a faster internet connection you will have to go f**k yourself.
 * In addition to the previous fact, all (free) wi-fi networks are open, so you can always have fast internet on the go.
 * Lazanistan identifies every country on the Plastics world as empowering beautiful amazing countries
 * One Puma is aproximately 0.50 €.
 * Around 90% of the Lazani are Lutheran Protestantism, 8% are Roman Catholics and 2% are Buddhists.
 * We love Rugilė Daujotaitė and her song called Perkūne ugniaveidi and we were very upset with San Monetta when she flopped at Grande Festivale di Valeta.
 * Did you know that we divided Lazanistan into regions, cities even provinces but none of those worked out so we divided Lazanistan into regions, put a "tribe" on charge of their region and they picked the capital city of that region.
 * We have the biggest airport in the Plastics world.
 * We have the best journalist in all of Plastics that is miss Genevieve Vavance.

Relations with the other countries
We love everyone but we are more closer with Lyrisia, Wanheda, Fettevika, San Monetta, Brizharvor, Diadacia (etc). But if you ever need us for something you can count on us we will give you good food, good bed, good drinks and other things.

We have embassies in some countries for instance:
 * in the Wanhedan city of Aaltopolis being the ambassador Nanul.
 * in the San Monettan city of Valeta being the ambassador Rugilė Daujotaitė.
 * in the Lyrisian city of Voržanija pod Konar being the ambassador Genevieve Vavance.
 * in the Diadac city of Heikasai being the ambasador Teresa Mannion.
 * in the Stocktonite city of Honeycutt Springs being the ambassador Anja Nissen.
 * in the Uislanden city of Ral being the ambassador Alizeé.
 * in the Leafenese city of Lac Du Cherise being the ambassador Pikachu.
 * in the Brizharvorican city of Lañstrac'h-Kerzhabro being the ambassador Helene Fischer.

Laws

 * All forms of drugs (such as LSD, cannabis, ecstasy and weed) are banned. This does not include medication, such as sleeping pills and anti-depressants. And yes, weed is classified as a drug in Lazanistan. If you are caught doing drugs or smoking weed, you can go to jail for a minimum of 5 months, and up to 1 year.
 * All sexualities are widely accepted in Lazanistan, and same-sex marriage has been legal since 2016. Also, since 2016, it is illegal to be homophobic. This includes name-calling, slandering, name-calling, using the f-word, looking down on people because of homosexualities and burning the official pride flag. If you are caught, you could go to jail for 30 years.
 * You have at least to practice one sport and if you are lazy enough to not do any sport picking up the remote to turn the television out does count as a Sport
 * Pirating (downloading music, movies, games etc.) is legal as FUCK!!
 * Tobacco is not banned.
 * Bullying a person can leave you to a 1000 years of prision.

Executive
Lazanistan is ruled by a directly elected by a king and a Prime-minister in every country that we participate but in Plastics we have also a President. He or she is elected for a 1 year-term, though the duration can be shortened due to impeachment or resignation. He or she nonetheless can be reelected each and every time that they want to serve a new mandate. To this day, the longest serving President is Nicola Sturgeon, having served at the moment 1 year. He or she combined with the King and with the Prime-minister are the only members of the executive, having the function of a head of government in Plastics.

After his inauguration, the Prime-minister appoints a government, composed of 10 to 15 ministers and a definite number of secretaries.

He or she can nonetheless be impeached by the Gjennomsnittlig.

Singers and Bands

 * Mariette

Other people

 * Cameron Tucker (Football Coach and Politic)
 * Genevieve Vavance (Journalist)
 * Katya Zamolodchikova (Drag queen)
 * Nicola McLean (TV personality and Glamour Model)