Shaniqua's Dildo Wars

Shaniqua's Dildo Wars is a game show airing on the Shaniqua Diva Devilishly Insane Lifestyle Foundation (SD-DILF or DILF), the second largest broadcasting corporation in Wanheda. The show airs on the Shaniqua Diva Channel of Cumtastic Knowledge (SD-COCK or COCK), the network's educational channel, and is hosted by Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Satanic. Each episode features three contestants playing a series of word games, solving mathematical equations and attempting to solve complex puzzles. The winner of each round wins a Shaniqua Diva XXL Comfort Dildo and the first contestant to collect three Shaniqua Diva XXL Comfort Dildos moves on to play in the Bonus Round. All prizes won in the preliminary round can be kept by contestants. The Bonus Round features a large outdoor studio, known as "Shaniqua World", in which the competitor has ten minutes to find and solve as many puzzles as possible in order to win an extended selection of Shaniqua Diva products. The Golden Dildo is also hidden somewhere within Shaniqua World and if the contestant finds the Golden Dildo, they also win WNH$100,000 in addition to other prizes.

Expert Panel

 * Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Satanic - host and pornography expert
 * Ming Kandovic - linguistics expert
 * Aanto Aalto - mathematics expert
 * Zachary Busch - puzzle expert