Plastics Song Contest 9
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| Host | |
| Host city |  Spenzadia, Obsidia
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| Presenter(s) | TBA |
| Host broadcaster | OTV - Obsidian Television |
| Opening act | Dua Lipa - "New Rules" |
| Interval act | TBA |
| Participants | |
| Number of entries | 35 |
| Debuting |  Askaria  Austruama  Catalogne Française  Edrudoda  Estane  Hellheim  Rockland  Swishland  Ustarlandia
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| Returning |  Spankanton
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| Withdrawing |  Delmere  Duffie Land  Entea  Falcoland  Sawsbuckistan  Stockton  Wyverhaven
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| Vote | |
| Voting system | 10 favourites are awarded 12, 10, then 8 through 1 points by all participants. |
| Winning song |  Stinovia "Wild Child" |
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The Plastics Song Contest 9 is the ninth edition of the Plastics Song Contest. It will be hosted in Obsidia after they won the previous edition with Dua Lipa and the song "New Rules". The contest will consist of two semi-finals and a final.
Participating Countries[edit | edit source]
To join the Plastics Song Contest, just add your country name to the table, and message either glam.anto on Skype! It helps to also have a country flag.
Returning artists[edit | edit source]
| Country | Artist | Previous appearances |
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 Ariana Kingdom
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Alyosha | #5 (for  Bailorkhostan)
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 De Cymru
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Steps | #5 (for De Cymru)
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 Griffin Empire
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Cascada | #6 (for Griffin Empire)
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 Highgarden
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Demi Lovato | #4 (for  Gagaria), #5 (for Highgarden)
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| Rockland
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Imagine Dragons | #3 (for  Err-or)
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 Slumalia
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Kesha | #7 (for Highgarden), #8 (for Slumalia)
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| Stinovia
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Ace Wilder | #6 (for  Tonias Island)
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 Qaimoriya
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Andrea | #5 (for Qaimoriya)
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Semi Final 1[edit | edit source]
Obsidia, Slumalia and Lyrisia have automatically qualified for the Final and were drawn to vote in this semi final.
Click here for the playlist, and click here for the recap.
| Draw | Country | Language | Artist | Song | Place | Points |
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| 01 | Ariana Kingdom
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Ukranian | Alyosha | "Kalina" | 10 | 65 |
| 02 | Ustarlandia
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English | Shawn Mendes | "Add It Up" | 4 | 84 |
| 03 | Swishland
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English | Katy Perry | "Rise" | 9 | 70 |
| 04 |  Ayőlűlék
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Serbian | Sexy Sandra | "Belo" | 2 | 87 |
| 05 |  Oclan
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English | Jason Derulo ft. Nicki Minaj and Ty Dolla $ign | "Swalla" | 15 | 37 |
| 06 |  Fokland
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English | FKA Twigs | "Glass and Patron" | 13 | 53 |
| 07 |  Lazanistan
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Russian | Olga Romanovskaya | "Derzhi Menya Krepche" | 8 | 71 |
| 08 | Qaimoriya
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English | Andrea | "Vitamin" | 7 | 77 |
| 09 | Tonias Island
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English | Jessica Mauboy | "Never Be The Same" | 1 | 99 |
| 10 |  Fettevika
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English | Lorde | "Perfect Places" | 6 | 80 |
| 11 | Hellheim
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English | Runaway Zoo | "Youngwildblood" | 14 | 46 |
| 12 | Edrudoda
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English | Rebecca Black | "The Great Divide" | 12 | 54 |
| 13 | Bailorkhostan
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Ukranian | Andriana | "Brad Pitt" | 3 | 84 |
| 14 | Spankanton
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English | Kiiara | "Gold" | 11 | 55 |
| 15 | Stinovia
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English | Ace Wilder | "Wild Child" | 5 | 82 |
Semi Final 2[edit | edit source]
F.C.R Orriconia and Diadacia have automatically qualified for the Final and were drawn to vote in this semi final.
Click here for the playlist, and click here for the recap.
| Draw | Country | Language | Artist | Song | Place | Points |
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| 01 |  Campre
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English | RuPaul | "Sissy That Walk" | 13 | 47 |
| 02 | Highgarden
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English | Jax Jones ft. Demi Lovato and Stefflon Don | "Instruction" | 5 | 85 |
| 03 | Austruama
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English | Benjamin Ingrosso | "Good Lovin'" | 14 | 37 |
| 04 |  Ijslandia
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English | Lyn Inaizumi | "Rivers in the Desert" | 10 | 55 |
| 05 | Rockland
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English | Imagine Dragons | "Walking the Wire" | 3 | 96 |
| 06 |  Fentyland
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English | Jaira Burns | "Burn Slow" | 15 | 16 |
| 07 | Askaria
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English | Michael Schulte | "You Said You'd Grow Old With Me" | 4 | 85 |
| 08 | Catalogne Française
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French | Louane | "On Était Beau" | 2 | 96 |
| 09 |  Skandinavisk Kingdom
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English | Dotter | "Evolution" | 7 | 68 |
| 10 |  Wanheda
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Albanian | Xhesika Ndoj ft. Kallashi | "Shoqe Bitch" | 11 | 54 |
| 11 |  Gluggaveður
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English | Káryyn | "Moving Masses" | 9 | 56 |
| 12 | Griffin Empire
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English | Cascada | "Blink" | 6 | 73 |
| 13 | Estane
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English | Beth Ditto | "Fire" | 12 | 50 |
| 14 |  Arkea
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English | Jessica Smith | "50/50" | 1 | 104 |
| 15 | De Cymru
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English | Steps | "Story of a Heart" | 8 | 64 |
Final[edit | edit source]
Click here for the playlist, and click here for the recap.
Deadline to vote is the 4th of November 23:59 CET, please send your votes to Benjii Hardie or Stewen Grybb on Facebook. Also you could send them too glam.anto or StewenQ on Skype.
Edrudoda, Fokland & Spankanton didn't send their votes the the Contest management.
International broadcasts and voting[edit | edit source]
The contest was broadcast in over 30 countries.
Voting and spokespersons[edit | edit source]
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Incidents[edit | edit source]
Wanhedan Non-Qualification[edit | edit source]
Following the shock non-qualification of Wanheda's Xhesika Ndoj and Kallashi with the song "Shoqe Bitch", a press conference was held at the Shaniqua Diva Estate in Shaniqua, Wanheda in the early hours of 24 October 2017. Following a 69-minute delay in which loud moaning noises could be heard coming from the estate, Shaniqua "Shaniqua Diva" Satanic emerged and announced to fans and reporters that she would be banning the airing of the Plastics Song Contest 9 Grand Final in Wanheda and would be casting the Wanhedan vote herself due to her "sheer disgust at this result". While this was in breach of contest rules, Shaniqua Diva told Plastics Song Contest organisers to "go fuck yourselves" and purchased all rights of the contest before realising she already owned it anyway.
Shaniqua Diva also told reporters that the standard of slutpop appreciation and the pornography and sex toy industry in the Plastics World is "clearly decreasing" and announced that Shaniqua Diva XXX Fantasy Parlour branches would be tripling in all countries by the end of the year to reeducate the population.
Shaniqua Diva also took the opportunity to announce the slogan of the Junior Plastics Song Contest 3, following Wanheda's win with "New Generation" performed by Betty, announcing that the contest would be hosted in Wanheda under the slogan New Generation of Whores, Sex & Slutpop. The comments were immediately met with criticism around the Plastics World due to Shaniqua Diva having a negative influence on children. Shaniqua Diva responded to her critics by throwing Shaniqua Diva XXL Comfort Dildos at their heads and telling them to "shut your ass mouth and shove it in your ass".
See also[edit | edit source]
- Plastics Song Contest
- List of National Finals for Plastics Song Contest 9
- List of songs in the Plastics Song Contest
- Claimed Artists